Steeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic, this despair filled shirt says what we're all really thinking. If you're a pessimist with an appreciation for absurd humor, neon and outrun vibes this funny retro shirt is a must-have. Shut down "how are you" and other small talk and call our stupid reality like you see it. We might not be able to escape the anxiety of our modern dystopia, but at least we can have a laugh at the hellscape's expense.

Shirt Info:

• Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
• Scoop neck
• Relaxed fit

Our stylish, light weight dolman tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a curved bottom hem.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our dolman scoop neck shirts have a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 18.5 inch wide chest x 26.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 19.5 inch wide chest x 26.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large 20.5 inch wide chest x 27.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large 22 inch wide chest x 27.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 23.5 inch wide chest x 28.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
3X-Large: 25 inch wide chest x 28.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 22-24)